media mockup
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006The latest Mac mini, the first with an Intel processor, is the media Mac people have been waiting for. And when I say “people”, I mean “me”. The greater population wouldn’t consider this a true media machine because it lacks that ridiculous coaxial cable connection; however, my anti-cable/satellite television approach to living knows no such boundaries, and I see the Mac mini in a different light.
One feature I am excited with is the new wireless streaming capabilities. This is multi-advantageous; I won’t delve in great detail on the topic, but I can see my entire solo apartment-living habits being transformed by a future diminutive apartment mate.
At just 6.5 inches wide, 6.5 inches long, and 2.9 inches tall, I will be proud to cohabitate with this fellow minimalist. Even more! my apartment mate will only consume 110 Joules of electricity per second (in other words, 110 Watts). This is good news, because I think my espresso machine, alone, hogs about 37 MegaWatts of wall juice when operating. But that is the last time you will ever hear me speak a sour word about my espresso maker, bless its soul. Anyways, hopefully, the future has in store many wonderful moments with my future roommate. And because I am a nice guy, I’ll pay its rent… forever.
I’m envisioning dream sequences of me spinning in circles, hand &… USB port?, with my apartment mate in large, green meadows of daffodils and tulips. Maybe there are jolly little peoples dancing around, encircling our cheery spirits. I’m not sure, exactly. We’ll see.
It’s a wonderful life.
later endnote: Please excuse the delirium. I am coming down with a multi-faceted sickness that slows my motion, incapacitates my mind, and shortens my breath, among others. I’m hoping this will clear up prior to Saturday.