willis will never believe us
I’ve broken all of the rules today. All. Of. Them. Let me count the ways.
Rule, The First - Never take a nap on Sunday. The discontinuity of the afternoon is thrown into a perpetual bewilderment that your mental state is never able to recover from. Countless tasks are then never again possible if a Sunday nap occurs. Some doctors even suppose that human reproduction is ill-fated if the Sunday nap rule is violated too frequently. Scientific tests and monitors are underway to prove this pivotal hypothesis.
Rule, The Second - Perform a greater percentage of your homework tasks in the afternoon, because the mental state is at it’s prime during this interlude. Take advantage of the phenomenon of heightened perception and intellect and complete tasks related to courses of study. Getting objectives accomplished in the Sunday afternoon hours allow for an earlier bedtime for the prudent student.
Rule, The Third - If the early bedtime is not an option, go to your workplace and drive your efforts into the ground with a flourish. This is to say, that do not even expect to get enough sleep tonight, and instead you should attempt to waste every last effort in your body at your place of employment. Keeping this rule in tact will distinguish you from your peers and coworkers and will produce valuable units of “character” that are to be stored and promenaded about in due time.
Rule, The Fourth - Admit yourself into the slaveholds upon returning from the workplace. This is done by swiping your ID card at the front gate of a building referred to as “Torgersen” and then, again, swiping your card to enter the room called “Ten-Eighty”. Here you will rot away with the last remaining threads of sanity, courage, and honor. And never doubt or speak negatively against this rule.
Frankly, I’m not sure how that last one has made it onto the list. But I broke that one as well. Thanksgiving break is amazing. I’m even allowed to do this thing called “showering by myself” and using water that is called “hot”. Tomorrow, I have plans to lunch with Rianna. But until then, I’m going to savor the breakdown of my vicious routine.