another hapless combination
I… educated myself tonight and wish to share the knowledge with those who may benefit from their gleaning.
Never try to simultaneously brush your teeth and put on a tight t-shirt. You will A) end up with a toothbrush down your throat or B) be caught with a t-shirt half on your body and half wrapped around a toothbrush at which time you will race around the room absurdly and trip over the largest of objects present. Worse even, you might feel like the first person to make this unfortunate mistake and feel obligated to tell the Internet for posterity.
October 11th, 2005 at 11:26 am
That’s one hilarious mental image.
October 11th, 2005 at 6:12 pm
Hilarious… and hot! (Well, the tight t-shirt part anyway).
October 11th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
Thank you. Thank you. It was a dark and scary tunnel, but someone had to take the journey for the rest of mankind.
October 13th, 2005 at 6:53 am
Why can’t I shake the image of a tall, thin stork from my mind??