man securing parking at starbucks
Oh, well, that’s a shiny and new Mustang. Lucky. Somewhat. Meh, at least the car is clean. And not stolen.
Ok, I see; yeah, go ahead, take that spot. I know you can’t hear me, you know, since you’re engulfed in your cell conversation, but my diesel is hard to ignore. Alright, well, I’ll just look for another spot then.
Oh! You’re going to back up to park straighter; well, that makes a good citizen of you; but just wait until I get by, please. Ok, driving behind this quaint yuppie, but, oh, you’re just going to back up anyways?
Ummm… you’re getting incredibly close to my car that is still behind you… ::honk:: WHY aren’t you stopping?! You’re STILL backing up! ::honk:: ::jetisons car quickly away to avoid unwanted intersection of vehicles::
People these days! Don’t even try to pull off the superior-to-you status; I know you got that car with the employee discount; I see those 30-day tags. The suit, cell, and car don’t make the man, sir. Don’t make the man.