finger food too tha maxx
I have been greatly entertained by the whole “Gawd! There’s a finger in my chili!” debacle. National Public Radio had some brilliant coverage of the closure to the events this afternoon after the woman was arrested by San Jose police on charges of grand larceny. The commentator to the story had a fantastic verbal presentation to the issue, complete with insinuative pauses and muffled smirks. My favorite lines were as follows:
“They [the Wendy's restaurant managers of topic] checked their hands, as if one of them would forget if they had lost a finger into this ..uh.. the chili mixture. ::delightful pause:: They also said that the finger did not come from another Nevada woman who had part of her finger bitten off by a ::quizzical tone:: snow leopard…. ”
Needless to say, I’m not ready to brazenly blame Wendy’s for any unattended body part I have find in a meal. Furthermore, I’m not even ready to eat at a Wendy’s again; perhaps I’ll reconsider my position once food comes in gel-cap form at which point you can choose exactly what type of food to eat and also how full you feel after the meal.
I do wonder where that human finger came from.
April 24th, 2005 at 9:04 pm
That’s both disgusting and absolutely hilarious at the same time. I loved that news report. Thanks for the link!